I'd hit it!

It’s 2010! That’s fucking nuts.

SUPERBOWL SAYS I SHOULD CONSUME!
The Superbowl sucked. This is the 2nd year that I don’t give a fuck about it. Last year I was getting dumped and contemplating my next move in life. This year I was just sleepy and smoked too much weed to have an interest! Well congratulations Saints. I guess you and all those poor bastards who live in New Orleans deserve it. The commercials this year sucked nuts too…

Politically speaking, I’m uninterested and I think the rest of the country is. It’s just too depressing to think about for anyone with a real life. That’s dangerous. Everyone is disappointed about “Change” but too busy to really voice their concerns. Not everyone, but you get the drift. People are overwhelmed. The people on Twitter who spend like 18 hours of the day cheerleading their political parties are the exception. You can’t have a real life and spend 18 hours on Twitter. It’s impossible. We could have more free time, but we’re all slaving away at our jobs. Some of us have 2 jobs and are still barely scraping by. That’s how they want you though. It’s how things are supposed to be in their view.

If you spend like 70% of your time at work or doing things related to work, the last thing you want to do is discuss those douchebags in D.C. You wanna drink! You wanna fuck whores! Well I do at least. AND I’M NOT PAYING FOR IT EITHER! They’re dependent on us, the people, having that state of mind. I have to frequently remind myself about it. It’s hard not to be a consumer in 2010, even as our economy continues to go down the shitter. You see the commercials and you know you shouldn’t but you have to have the latest shit. You have to have the newest, smallest smart phone and the matching data plan. GOD DAMMIT YOU GOTTA GET THAT NEW LEXUS! Why? Cause all the cool people with money are doing it. You ain’t rich but you got money and most certainly don’t wanna be viewed in a negative way because your car isn’t an 08 or newer. They make you feel so insecure. Gotta have it because someone else has it. Subtle, but it works. The establishment is just so genius. Their advertising campaigns are to die for. Fear the day the Jihadis can make an ad as great as Lexus.

THE ECONOMY IS STILL GOING DOWN THE SHITTER DESPITE ANY DATA THAT SHOWS OTHERWISE. Don’t show me graphs, charts, and spread sheets. Show me the money bitches.

Sarah Palin: You’re Cute, But You Can’t Run The Fucking Country
Anyone who thinks this bitch can even begin to run a Costco is totally fucked in the head. Please America! Please stop talking about Sarah Palin! She’s hot. There I said it! She’s fucking fine and she’s fertile. I see the appeal middle America! I see the appeal PRO LIFERS! If you wanna have a baby, put your dick in Palin and you’ll get a damn baby. It’s sexy. It would be so hot to watch this bitch give a speech about bombing some poor Muslim majority country back into the stone age. Point is that this broad is really fun to look at but you have to remember this ain’t Miss America. This lady ain’t gonna tour JC Penny. She’s going to run the PLANET.

This reminds me of back in 2007 when Obama was first making waves. The major difference being that this bitch is making BIG WAVES. It’s 2010 and Obama isn’t even past the halfway mark and they’re talking about this lady in 2012 already. It’s scary. She’s more appealing than Obama. It’s just so scary how this lady is being promoted as the next savior. They know we don’t trust rich white guys. They’re learning that we don’t trust rich, kinda sorta black guys either. It’s time for the next candidate. The white guys can’t sell us shit anymore. The kinda sorta black guy isn’t doing a good job of selling their bullshit either. BUT, who can sell something to you that you really don’t need or even want? A good looking woman can.

Think about it. Think about all the stupid shit you’ve done for a woman. Married men know this. This bitch is dangerous. We know she won’t be coming up with her own policy. She’s going to depend heavily on advisors and if experience serves me right, I’m willing to bet her administration will consist of GOP douchebags that we’ve seen before in previous administrations.

I don’t wanna write anymore. Comment this shit you fuckers. Tell me how incoherent and unorganized my article is. Criticize my shitty grammar. I didn’t go to college. FUCK COLLEGE. =)

It’s scary out there, and I’m not talking about the faux fears of Stalinism and Nazi death camps that we’re hearing from Glenn Beck. The Democrats are putting this country in a much worse situation than any Socialist could possibly conjure up. After one full year of Democratic control in Washington, this country is seriously contemplating putting the Republicans back in charge.

You can tell the right is gaining momentum by the collective masturbation going on at Fox News. “People are angry” is what you hear every day. Everyone seems to think that the Republicans lost their way during their six-year reign over this country, but at the same time think that the failed policies of the Bush administration are what we need to fix our economy. Even though the conservative movement is factioned into a few different ideological camps, they still stand united against the DNC. A new Political Insiders Poll shows a bleak outcome for Democrats in this upcoming election, even though it’s still unlikely that the GOP will take control of the house.

The situation has gotten so bad that Al Franken recently ripped David Axelrod apart for the White House’s inability to give Congress a clear direction on a health care bill. He also slammed Axelrod for his inability to put together a convincing PR campaign for health care reform.

Something worse is happening to this country than the millions that are without health insurance, and the thousands more that are going to be without coverage by the time mid-term elections come around. This country is on a path to putting the same people that put us in this mess back in power! Within a year, the Democrats have overreached so far to the left that the American people have already forgotten what it’s like to live under Republican authority. They have forgotten about the bludgeoning of our constitutional rights, the amassing of ridiculous amounts of debt, the illegitimate war in Iraq and the worst financial crisis this country has seen since the Great Depression… and only in one year.

Even the things that have been done that I agree with are now completely overshadowed by the fact that the President has done nothing to bring real change to this country. In my last post I wrote about giving the President a mulligan for his first year blunders, but it may be too late for that. The damage has been done, the momentum of the GOP propaganda machine is moving fast and the Republicans are now mobilized against the Democrats.

For once, I actually have respect for Al Franken. He is doing what Obama, Axelrod and Emmanuel are afraid to do. He’s standing up to his own party to say, “WTF?” If the Republicans can rally their troops around their terrible ideas, why can’t we? If the Republicans can come together and pass unpopular legislation, wage unpopular wars and even get enough Democrats to cooperate with them to get things done, why can’t we do the same? Where’s the unity? Where’s the change? Where’s the hope? When will the President grow a pair and stop pandering to the extremists in his own party?

I assure you that I will never vote for another Republican as long as they continue to make excuses for George W Bush. However, if the Democrats fail to sell me on their ability to bring change, I am opting out of the two-party system for good. Fox News is right, people are angry. We’re angry that the Republicans destroyed this country’s wealth in six short years. We’re angry that the Democrats are continuing to destroy this country as we speak because they can’t decide how liberal they should be. This upcoming election cycle will be a litmus test for the American people. Can we teach the Democrats a lesson without putting the Republicans back at the helm, or will we forget too soon what six years of GOP control of Washington and eight years of George W Bush did to this country?